Even Santa likes a good knee slapper so we worked with Santa and his elves to put together a long list of jokes that will be sure to get you grinning. Enjoy Santa’s top 20 list of Christmas jokes that poke fun at the Elves, Reindeer and even himself… (P.S. these are great Christmas jokes for kids too)

20. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
Go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one.

19. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed.

18. What’s red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

17. Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

16. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.

15. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosty snowflakes

14. Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel.

13. What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

12. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus.

11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

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10. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.

9. What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!

8. What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

7. What happens if you accidentally eat a Christmas decoration??
You get “Tinsel”-itis!

6. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

5. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle

4. Why are elves so depressed?
Because they have low elf esteem.

3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

2. What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

1. What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

Santa secrets

Secret Santa is a Western Christmas tradition in which members of a group or community are randomly assigned a person to whom they give a gift. The identity of the gift giver is to remain a secret and should not be revealed until after the gift is opened.

Deriving from the Christian tradition, the ritual is known as Secret Santa in the United States and the United Kingdom; as Kris Kringel or Kris Kindle (Christkindl) in Ireland; as Wichteln, Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, Chris Kindle (Christkindl) or Engerl-Bengerl in parts of Austria; as Secret Santa or Kris Kringle in Canada and Australia; as Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, or Manita-Manito in the Philippines; as Angelito in the Dominican Republic; and as "Wichteln" or "Julklapp" in Germany. "Wichteln" is what a "Wichtel", a wight, does, a good deed. In Poland, the tradition is celebrated on the day of 6 December (Mikołajki), in Ukraine—on December, 19th (Mykolay).^[1] All of these names derive from traditional Christmas gift-bringers: the American custom is named after Santa Claus, or St Nicholas (Poland and Ukraine), while Chris Kindle and Kris Kringle are both corruptions of the original name of the Austrian gift-bringer Christkindl, which means the "Christ Child". Exceptions are the UK (where the traditional gift-bringer is Father Christmas) and the Philippines (which has the Three Kings). Spain, Portugal and most places in Latin America use amigo secreto^[2] (secret friend) or amigo invisible/invisível (invisible friend). In Israel, this game is called גמד וענק (A Dwarf and a Giant) and is mostly played during Purim.